1x10- Turning the Tides

Episode

MAKO Y U BREAK ASAMI’S HEART. WHY. WHYYYYYYYY.

Tenzin is such a great dad and his family is adorable and hsadk;jsdj

Hwheres tarrlok?! Tenzin why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

TENNADO!

Oh the other council members were captured? Oh that’s too bad I’m really gonna miss them.

The leadership of republic city is in your hands now. *EXPLOSIONS* well THAT was good timing.

It is a tragic day indeed!

WELP HIROSHI ISNT AMON. THERE GOES MY THEORY

Why did they start calling it a car? That’s stupid.

I really hope korra is pretending to be oblivious to the mako/asami hostility. It’s pretty obvious why they are fighting.

YOU GO ASAMI! YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN MAKO. DON’T TAKE HIS SHIT. YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN AND..

Lol saikhan you suck like seriously if Lin was Chief during the attack she’d be barking orders and everything would be under control JUSSAYIN.

MAGNETS. HOW CLEVER!

Just so yall know, mako didn’t redirect lightening. It was just electricity. Obviously the equalists don’t use lightening or all their victims would be dead -_-

I just realized I think this is the first time we’ve seen Lin earthbend? I mean pure earth, not metal. Hmm.

Holy shit this baby is gonna be born into so much stress. He/she is gonna be more messed up than Meelo!

I love how when Lin and the airbabies greet Tenzin on the island, they don’t even mention that Pema is giving birth. Hahaha

Lin knew she was going to get captured. There was no fucking way she could take out three air ships and not get captured. And when amon asked for the avatar, all she said was no. she didn’t fight or anything. I don’t mean to say she WANTED her bending taken away but, she wanted to be the hero. Which is good. But I wouldn’t have gone down without a fight. But that’s just me. I can see how Lin didn’t want to give him the satisfaction but at the same time that prolly made him feel way more powerful. Now he thinks people are accepting the equalist movement when thet really aren’t. so personally I don’t like how Lin handled it but that doesn’t make her any less brave or any less of my hero. <3

IROH! OMS! THIS IS GONNA BE BADASS AND I CANT WAI- DANTE BASCO?! AHAHAHAH IM SORRY I CAN’T TAKE THIS GUY SERIOUSLY WITH THE SAME VOICE AS ZUKO

Korragasms

Memorable quotes

"I’m sorry you were scared but everything is going to be fine. I promise." -Tenzin


Mako: “Can I get some more hot water? Korra needs more tea.”

Asami: “You’re a firebender. Boil it yourself!”

Pema: “Iiiiiiiii’m just gonna step out in case you two need to talk…”

"I noticed how you treat Korra… how you acted when she was missing. You have feelings for her, don’t you?" -Asami

"I LIKE KORRA!" -Asami

Asami: “You’ve been keeping the truth from me the whole time!”

Mako: “The truth? About what?”

Asami: “You’re REALLY gonna make me say it?”

Mako: “YES! Because I don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Asami: “THE KISS, MAKO, I know.”

Asami: “Do you have feelings for Korra or not?!”

Mako: “Look, things are crazy right now. Can we deal with our relationship problems later?”

Asami: “There might not be any relationship to worry about later.”

"This is NOT WHAT I SIGNED ON FOR!!!!" -Lin

"I GOTTA POO. REALLY BAD." -Meelo

"Dear…?" -annoying husband

"The time has come for the equalists to claim Republic City as their own." -Amon

Korra: “Hey YOU guys got arrested and left me here with the car! I made it very clear I cant drive.”

Bolin: “All things considered, you did a great job. But how are we going to pay for all these parking tickets?”

"Why don’t you sit in back…with Korra.” -Asami

"CAR! Oh we’re good." -Bolin

"NOT NOW, BABY!" -Meelo

"Stay away from my dad’s ex-girlfriend!" -Jinora

"A brother!? Well it’s about time!" -Meelo

"Welcome! I’m Ikki and this is Jinora and Meelo. We have a super great family and we’re so happy that you’re a part of it." -Ikki

"There’s no way in the world I’m letting Amon take your bending away." -Lin

"You’re learning well."-Tenzin

"MUSTACHE GUY!" -Bolin

"Whatever happens to me… don’t turn back." -Lin

"That lady is my hero." -Meelo

Predictions

Korra will go into the avatar state

Mako and Asami will break up

Makorra kiss BLEGH

Amon’s face?!

please oh please nickelodeon give us a date for season two

airbending in the avatar state?

Bolin is gonna be a BADASSSSSSSS

1x09- Out of the Past

This was my most emotional episode. Why? I don’t know. Sure, my Borra heart broke because of that Makorra scene, but I was still really happy with the episode. I mean Korra and Lin were the biggest BAMFs in this episode and Tarrlok got his bending taken away! What could ruin that? I’ll tell you what. THAT TRAILER. WHY NICK, WHY. I cried so hard. That Equalist mask on Aang’s statue!? Are you kidding me?! That is SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL. But seeing Amon’s hands on Korra about to take her bending away. I just couldn’t. And I mean couldn’t. I’m actually embarrassed to say that stayed in bed for over two hours feeling depressed from that. My heart hurt and I felt anxious and I don’t know. I thought I’ve felt every feeling but that was something new. I don’t want the finale to come.

Episode

What the fuck nickelodeon this is really not a kids show ok? Like im serious stahp it right now

Omg meelo sleeping with his parents and he has his own little pillow bryke stop you know that we cannot even fathom his cuteness

Tarrlok you sly bastard

Lol I could watch tarrlok electrocute himself alllll day

Lin oms I cannot handle your sexy back muscles and the way you get dressed.

BOLIN IS PEE SHY OHHH SPIRITS HE ISTOOCUTE I CANT

OH ASAMIANDMAKO KISSED ON THE LIPS! There goes my mom’s theory. Haha

BOLINWASHYOUR HANDS!!DON’T THEY HAVE SINKS IN PRISON!?!?

LINUSING METALBENDING TO ZIP UP BOLIN’SFLYI HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MYLIFEOH SPIRITS

Okay all my followers know I would never want to see my korra baby hurt or sad or anything but I CANT HELP IT. IN THESE SCENES WITH HER MOANSANDHER SEX HAIR I CANT HELP MYSELF SHES SOPERF

YES YES NAGA WILL FIND HER! MY THEORY! Oh. Nevermind. Guess that only leaves my Tarrlok’s assistant theory.

Bolin is such a kid at heart, sliding down Oogi’s tail. J

“I was upset too, but I don’t think it meant anything.” AKA HE’S NOT GOING TO GIVE UPANDHE’S GOING TO KEEP TRYING! WOO! FOUR FOR YOU,BOLIN. YOU GO BOLIN!

That scene where lin turns the valve on the other side of the wall using metalbending was the coolest thing I have ever seen. Lin, you is one BAMF.

MIKEANDBRYAN BEING THE SASSY EQUALISTS OMS I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME

I always laugh at Tenzin’s bending. I’m sorry but it looks like interpretive dance.

The scene between Lin and her officers is beautiful. They aren’t mad at her for losing their bending, instead they are greatful for the rescue. Even more than that, they are ready to follow her and take orders from her even without her title of Chief. They are honored to serve under her and she is honored to leave them. I now see why she had so much faith in her officers’ loyalty when she said she was going to “find her officers and take Amon down… outside the law.” She knew her officers would have her back no matter what the plan was.

“Tarrlok fooled us all!” *Azula flashback* “Right, like I haven’t done THAT before.”

COURT CASE OF THE CENTURY. SPEECH ABOUT HIS BOOMERANG. YES BRYKE. YES. THANK YOU FOR KEEPING HIM IN CHARACTER. <3

Tokka isn’t my OTP, but I admit there was a romantic glare and pause when Sokka said Toph’s name during his speech.

Wow Androgynous assistant. You really is stupid. Instead of telling Tenzin in private, you tell him RIGHT IN FRONT OF TARRLOK. Way to make it easier for everyone you stupid bitch/bastard.

If I was Tenzin I would’ve picked Pema, too. Who would want to be woken up by a bitchslap every morning?

I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS WHEN I SAW AMON AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS. JESUS, HE ISONECREEPY MOTHERFUCKER.

“It is time for you to be equalized.” FINALLLLLYYYY!

AVOIDS ELECTROCUTION.

DEFEATS EQUALISTS.

ESCAPES FROM AMON.

TRIPS OVER TREE STUMP.

GAWDDAMMIT KORRA.

Korragasms

Memorable quotes

“Who is this?! It’s six in the morning! This better be important!!” -Meelo

Mako: “Are you done yet?”

Bolin: “Cover your ears; I can’t go with you listening.”

Lin: “Your fly was down.”

Bolin: “Thanks for catching that.”

Toph: “Follow me, Twinkletoes.”

Aang: “Toph, I’m forty years old. You think you could stop with the nicknames?”

Toph: “Afraid not.”

“Woah. I finally connected with you Aang. But what are you trying to tell me? A way out of this box would be nice.” –Korra

“Lin? What- What’re- What are you- you’re supposed to be in the hospital! And you three! You should be in PRISON!” –Tenzin

“Hmm. This way kind of… smells familiar.” –Bolin

Mako: “Let’s try this one.”

Asami: “And what if Korra’s not down there?”

Mako: “Then we pick another tunnel until we find her!”

Asami: “He’s your brother. Do you think he likes Korra as more than just a friend?”

Bolin: “What?! No, that’s just gossip! Where’d ya hear that?! Crazy talk is coming out of your mouth right now. Heh.”

Asami: “What do you know, Bolin?! C’mon, spill it.”

Bolin: “Nothing. I mean, there was thisONETIME during the tournament where Mako and Korra kissed but-“

Asami: “They… kissed?”

Bolin: “Believe me, I was upset too. But I’m over it. I don’t think it meant anything.”

Asami: “I doubt that…”

Miqualist: “It’s empty!”

Bryqualist: “Yeah. I can SEE that.”

Kehn: “Chief Bei Fong?”

Lin: “I’m too late. That monster already took your bending, didn’t he? …I’m so sorry. C’mon, let’s get you out of here.”

Mako: “I’ll ask youONEMORE TIME. WHERE. IS SHE?!”

Equalist: “We don’t have the avatar! And equalists didn’t attack city hall! Tarrlok’s lying!”

Mako: “What?!”

Lin: “I scanned the entire prison. Korra’s not here.”

Mako: “WHY would Tarrlok make up a story about getting attacked!?”

Tenzin: “Because HE has Korra! He fooled us all!”

“Try to chi-block THAT, FOOLS!” –Bolin

“I once bested a man with my trusy boomerang who was able to firebend with his mind.” –Sokka

“Metalbending was considered impossible for all of history until out esteemed Chief of Police, Toph Bei Fong, single-handedly developed the skill.” –Sokka

“Everyone knows you are nothing but a squeaky-voiced LIAR!” -Tarrlok


Bolin: “Oh, man. I had this crazy dream that Korra was taken by some evil bloodbender. So weird.”

Asami: “Bolin. That really happened. He knocked us out.”

Bolin: “Are you serious?! Where is he?! Is he here right now?!?”

“RepublicCityis MINE, Avatar. I’ll be back one day to claim it.” –Yukone

Tarrlok: “My life is a disaster now, thanks to you.”

Korra: “So, your little bloodbending secret’s out?”

“I was to be the city’s savior. But you… you ruined EVERYTHING!!” –Tarrlok

“It is time for you to be equalized.” –Amon

Tarrlok: “What-What are you??”

Amon: “I am the solution.”

“Do NOT underestimate her.” –Amon

“I THOUGHT I told you not to underestimate her.” –Amon

Mako: “GIVE HER SOME SPACE! I was so worried. Are you alright?”

Korra: “I’m fine. I’m glad you’re here.”

Mako: “You’re safe now.”

Predictions

Korra will go into the avatar state before amon takes her bending away!! DERP

um nothing else really but I HOPE LIN GETS HER JOB BACK

also can i just say i am very proud of myself for predicting that the androgynous assistant would save the day i mean cmon who else thought of that

1x08- When Extremes Meet

Well, THIS episode was a doozy. Bill says tomorrows is an even bigger doozy, but I think it will be mostly happy feels. Short review because there were a lot of fight scenes. Also, exams. Thanks for sticking with me, followers. xoxo

Episode

THANK SPIRITSSHIRO IS BACK.

LOOKHOW EXCITED BOLIN IS TOGETTO KORRAOMG<333

“looks like I have some competition.” WHY MAKO, DID YOU WANT SOME OF HER HAIRTOO?!

OH MY SPIRITS I COULD REWATCH THIS SCENEALLDAY. I’m so glad I made such a big deal about the Krew meeting the Kids because it was totally worth it!

Korra slams door on Ikki, AW YEAH. KORRASAMI TIMEEEE. ;)

Wow Saikhan. After that lovely, scripted speech, I can already tell that we are going to get along lovely.

I BELIEVE AANG’S SPIRITMAYBE TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. I SHIP TENZINxOBVIOUS STATEMENTS.

Korra cries, I cry. I’m sorry, I just can’t. I am way too similar to this character and I love her to death and UGH.

Pabu, thank you for wiping her tears. It’s what I would’ve done if I was there, but I can’t be there. So thank you<3

EPICCHASE SCENE ISEPIC!!

Tarrlok, I can understand outlawing equalists. I don’t agree with it, but I can understand where you’re coming from. But giving non-benders a curfew is just ridiculous. And anyone who agrees with you is obviously ret- SUCK MY DICK, COUNCIL MEMBERS.

BYETEAMAVATAR, IT WASNICEWHILE IT LASTED. MAKO, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE A GENTLEMANANDRUIN ITALL?! D’:

Tarrlok, technically Asami was breaking the new law, but Bolin and Mako didn’t do ANYTHING and I can’t WAIT for you to get your ASS KICKED.

Please please please tell me that Tarrlok’s little assistant didn’t leave and instead stayed and discovered Tarrlok capturing Korra!

I’m so glad Korra didn’t give up her political freedom for her friends. It’s what they would’ve wanted her to do. J

HOW DARE YOU FUCKING CUT UP MYBBY. I HATED YOU, BUTNOWIT’S FUCKING PERSONAL. YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGER SHIT

Not gonna lie, Tarrlok’s hair is pretty sexy down. He’s still ugly, but someone’s been using Haru’s Sexy-Fine shampoo.

ME THE WHOLE FIGHT SCENE:AVATARSTATE, YIP YIP! YIP YIP!

So for the first 24 hours after this episode aired, I was constantly depressed and nervous about Korra. How will they find her!? Then I realized. NAGA! Korra said she was an excellent tracker! Plus, Naga was right outside waiting for Korra, so she prolly even saw where Tarrlok took her! So I was okay for a few days, then Nick released a clip revealing that she’s gonna talk to Aang next episode! AHHHHHHH! GODDAMNIT, NICKELODEONJUSTFUCKING WANTS ME TO FAIL MY EXAMS.

My hope for the next episode is that Korra turns her shame into anger. What I mean was, for most of this episode, she was embarrassed of not being able to airbend and thinking she was a terrible avatar. But in the last scene, instead of feeling like a failure, she was angry at Tarrlok and WENT IROH ON HIS ASS! So I hope she uses anger as fuel for her escape instead of just giving up on herself. J

Korragasm moments

Memorable quotes

Meelo: “Welcome to my domain!”

Bolin: “Well aren’t you sweet, little monk child.”

Jinora: “That is a fire ferret. An arborial mammal common to the bamboo forests of the centralEarthKingdom.”

Ikki: “He’s cuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!”

“Yip yip! Fly, sky bison, fly!” -Meelo

“You’re pretty, can I have some of your hair?” -Meelo

Ikki: “And now for the graaaaaaaand tour! The flying bison sleep in those caves over there and that’s the temple grandpa Aang built and that’s the greenhouse where we grow the vegetables we eat!”

Bolin: “I have a couple questions: is this an all vegetarian island, is that where you train airbending, do we have to wear air acolyte clothes, do we each get out own sky bison, and final question, how many trees are on this island?”

Ikki: “Yes yes, no no, 10,552.”

“I’M A BOY!” -Bolin

“We shall meet again soon, beautiful woman!” -Meelo

Ikki: “Asami, did you know Korra likes Mako?”

Asami: “Oh, uh, no. I wasn’t completely aware.”

“Ikki, I swear, if you don’t leave us alone, I’m gonna…!! –Tenzin.. come right in..” -Korra

“Tarrlok, I don’t know what you did to get Chief Saikhan in your pocket but I highly doubt it was legal!” -Tenzin

“Don’t hold your breath, bub. Y’know, Tenzin’s been right about you all along. You played me, you played Bei Fong, and now you’re playing the new Chief too. Well I got news for you. You need me, but I don’t need you. I’m the avatar.” -Korra

“You are not, in fact, the avatar. You are merely a half-baked avatar in training. Which reminds me, how is your airbending going? Made any significant progress? I didn’t think so.” -Tarrlok

“If you will not be part of my task force, then you had best stay out of my way.” -Tarrlok

Tenzin: “You just need to work through this airbending block.”

Korra: “Amazing advice. I’ll get right on it.”

“Didn’t you get the memo from the White Lotus? I’m a spiritual failure, too.” -Korra

Korra: “How am I supposed to save the city when I can’t even learn airbending? I just feel… alone.”

Asami: “Now that’s NONSENSE. You are AMAZING.”

Mako: “And remember, Aang hadn’t mastered all the elements when he was battling the fire nation. He was just a little kid!”

Bolin: “And he wasn’t alone. He had his friends to help him. The arena might be shut down, but we’re still a team. TheNEWTeam Avatar!!”

Mako: “We’ve got your back, Korra, and we can save the city, together.”

“Get ready, RepublicCity. You’re about to be patrolled by Team Avatar.” -Bolin

“Asami, you always know how to accessorize your outfits.” -Mako

“Oh, hey, Tarrlok. Nice of you to show up, FINALLY. Here, we captured the escaped convicts for you. Hmm, that’s funny, I didn’t see your little task force OR the cops the WHOLE TIME. If it wasn’t for Team Avatar, they would’ve gotten away.” -Korra

Bolin: “I call front!”

Mako: “After you.”

Korra: “What a gentleman.”

Woman: “You benders can’t treat us this way!!”

Child: “Mommy, look, it’s the avatar!”

Woman: “Please, help us! You’re our avatar, too!”

“So sad to see your little Team Avatar broken up. You had a good run.” -Tarrlok

Korra: “You are officially the WORST CHIEF OF POLICE EVER!”

Tenzin: “Calm down, Korra. I’ll get this sorted out…. But you reallyAREthe worst!!… EVER!”

Tarrlok: “That’s what I admire about you, Korra. Your willing to go to extremes to get what you want. It is a quality we both share.”

Korra: “You and I are NOTHING alike.”

“You may be able to manipulate Chief Saikhan to follow you, but it won’t work on me.” -Korra

“STILL think I’m a half-baked avatar?!?!” -Korra

Korra: “What are you gonna do now? You’re all out of water, pal!”

Tarrlok: “There are a lot of things you don’t know about me…”

Korra: “Where are you taking me?”

Tarrlok: “Somewhere no one will find you. Say goodbye toRepublicCity, Korra. You’ll never see it again.”

Predictions

avatar state next episode

NAGA WILL TRACK KORRA DOWN

I hope Tarrlok’s assistant vouches for Korra and says he attacked her :)

Amon will deny capturing the avatar! :)

1x07- The Aftermath


Probably my LEAST favorite episode thus far. Waaay too predictable and cliche. Not a lot of memorable scenes or quotes, definitely not enough to last a two-week hiatus.

Episode

You know what Tarrlok? Fuck you. The council shouldn’t speak to the press. All you fucking care about is attention. Go suck a dick; I want Shiro back!

KORRA, BELIEVE ME, I WAS WAY MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN YOU WHEN THEY SAID THEY COULDN’T LIVE WITH YOU. BELIEVE ME.

JESUS CHRIST ASAMI YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

OKAY KORRA HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT BOLIN I MEAN HE IS THE GREATEST HUNK OF HNNNG IVE EVER SEEN

And PABU you areTOOCUTE moving your arms while Bolin talks for you and doing the breaststroke<3

Plzletthebendingbrothersbeshirtless plzletthebendingbrothersbeshirtless plzletthebendingbrothersbeshirtless … DAMMIT!!

Cabbage corp is INNOCENT!! Haven’t these metalbenders watched the original series?!?!

When Tahno said “you gotta get him for me” it was the sweetest thing ever J Maybe Tahno was just being competitive in a joking way. That doesn’t explain the scene at the buffet, but still, I pretend to be super competitive a lot too. And then the “uhvuhtahr” xD I hope Tahno doesn’t go away. He’s a great character J

Hiroshi sounded a LOT like Amon in this scene!

HOLY SWEATY MONKEY BALLS DO THE SATO’S OWNALLTHREE OF THOSE MANSIONS?!?!

Ok Bolin I love you but your swimsuit is gay. ASAMI, HOWEVER. HNNNNNNGGGGGGalfhalejwaurfkladbnfjdkabn

OH SPIRITS HE JUMPS RIGHT BACK IN AFTER HAVING THE SERVANT DRY HIM OFF. THAT IS SO ME.

Satomobile test driving or… EQUALIST TRAINING?!?!!?

“Want me to take you for a spin?” “Let’s do it!” BRYKE,DON’T PRETEND THAT WASN’T SEXUAL. Y UTOYWITH MY KORRASAMI FEEEELS?!

See, even cartoon characters wear helmets. StupidMichiganand its stupid no-helmet law. Grrr.

OMGKORRA UARESO BLUNT Y R U SO ME?!

BOLIN REAAAALLLLYHASTO FAP lmfaooooo

“Is there another bathroom?” NAW KORRA, HER FUCKING MANSION ONLYHASONEBATHROOM.

“It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission” ok then NOWS A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THAT I MADE OUT WITH UR BF LOL SORRY BIIITCCCHHH!

Korra, WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE MORE EVIDENCE BEFORE INVESTIGATING. Hiroshi’s gonna have an excuse!

Lin, “maybe we should look at him a little more closely” and “maybe we should search his house with no rights to investigation”ARETWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS!

WHATSURFUCKIN PROBLEM, MAKO!? UJUSTACCUSED KORRA OF SPYING!!

“yeah, you don’t know what you’re talking about, Korra” okay, Mako, I get that you’re defending your girlfriend and all, but YOUDON’T KNOW WHAT YOUARETALKING ABOUT. OKAY? YOU’VE FUCKING LIVED WITH THEM FORONEDAY,ANDYOU ASSUME YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM? GO FUCK YERSELF.

He closes his eyes when he talks, he seems waay too calm about it, he WELCOMES them to search his home, and then he has an evil grin. OBVIOUSLY, HE’SGOTIT HIDDEN.

@r3 y0u d@t j3@l0u$ 0f m3 @nd @$@mi?!?!11 MAKO, FOR THE LOVE OF SPIRITS, SHUT YOUR FACE

!f y0u d0n’t dr0p t#i$, t#3n c0n$id3r 0ur fri3nd$#ip 0v3r. HERLIFEDOESN’T FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND YOU MAKO.ANDYEAH, YOUR FRIENDSHIP WILL BE OVER UNTIL SHE PROVES YOU WRONG. WHICH IS PROLLY THE ONLY TIME YOU WOULD FORGIVE HER. KFJALDJSLKA GRRRRR

Lin must already think she’s going to lose her job, because she’s being reckless by searching the mansion, destroying property in the process, and basically risking everything based on nothing.

THE METALBENDERSWALKINANDBOLIN PUTS HIS HANDS UP, LOL.

U would’ve noticed a factory under your house?ORLY?!CUZDATS A PURTY BIG HOUSE UGOTTHUR.

ADJGLAJDLSMAFLNALGNDLJDSJKLANFSA TOPH TAUGHT HER THAT JKFLAJEIAJFJEIAJDLASJEIWA

FUCK YO WORKSHOP BITCH

YEAH MAKO, FEEL BAD, YOU GIANT JERKBENDER!

Wow Hiroshi. That is one stupid weapon. Awkward size and only fits one person? Da fuq?

BOLINSLAMBBYYY :D I wonder if they learned that trick from Skoochie? Because in The Revelation, one kid tripped another kid using earthbending, and that’s what Bolin just did. Pluuus he used to live on the streets, too :X

EVEN YO MOMMA COULDN’T BEND PLATINUM TROLLOLOLOLOL. Oh Hiroshi, don’t you know to NEVER challenge a Bei Fong? Oooh Toph is FUMING in the spirit world right now!

Last episode: SPIDERLIN; this episode: WOLVERLIN

AIRWHEEEEELLL :DOMGIBETTHAT’S HOW HEGOTHIS TATTOOS :D

OH MY GOD BOLINJUSTDROPS UNCONSCIOUSLINFACE FIRST ONTO THE GROUND XD

PLZ FORGIVE ME? OHOHOH BUT ITS EASIER TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION MEHEHEHEHAHA

Asami’s going to take the glove and turn on him she’s not gonna join him I know she’s not gonna join him she’s not gonna do it I know she won’t aaaand she didn’t. STILLGOTCHILLS THOUGH. :P

Guess those self-defense classes you enrolled asami in are comin back to haunt ya, eh? :P

Lol Korra is halfway off of Mako but still around him <3

Never fucking make excuses in apologies, Mako.

“…and Asami’s welcome too.” BAWWWW<3 ;’D

AWWW THE MAKASAMI<33 (never thought I’d say that)

KORRA, YOU GIVE UP YOUR HAPPINESS FOR ASAMI, waaaaaah D; I LOVE YOUUUU

So, after that super dramatic ending with Lin and Makasami and Korra’s feels I honestly don’t give a fuck because all I care about isALLOF THEM LIVING ONAIRTEMPLE ISLAND TOGETHER KAHGDJLAFNHWEIOHFNELABNFLEHOROUIEWEOJR

Korragasm moments

Memorable quotes

“Although the hundred year war has long past, we are not living in a time of peace. These revolutionaries who call themselves ‘equalists’ are not interested in equality at all. They only want to wage war against benders.” -Tarrlok

Pabu: “C’mon, Korra! We all deserve a little rest and relaxation after this craziness! We can swim in Asami’s pool!”

Korra: “Hahaha. Alright, Pabu.”

“NO! NOT MY CABBAGE CORP!” –Lao Gon Lai

“Look, I know we’re not exactly best friends… but I’m sorry Amon took your bending.” -Korra

“I’ve been to the best healers in the city. Whatever Amon did to me… it’s permanent. You gotta get him for me!” –Tahno

“See ya around… Uhvuhtahr ;)” –Tahno

“It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.” –Asami

Bolin: “Don’t forget Master Pabu!”

Servant: “Wouldn’t dream of it, sir.”

“Ooh! Ooh! I vote makeovers!” –Bolin

“The only thing I know how to drive is a polar bear dog.” –Korra

“I gotta admit I had ya pegged wrong. I thought you were kinda… prissy.” -Korra

“People usually assume I’m daddy’s little helpless girl, but I can handle myself. I mean, I’ve been in self defense classes since I was *this* high. My dad made sure I’d always be able to protect myself.” –Asami

“Uh, sorry! I forgot , I have to uh, airsit, I mean, babybend! I mean babysit the airbender kids!” -Korra

“Protecting RepublicCityis all I care about.” -Lin

“I think I would’ve noticed if there was a factory underneath my house!!” -Asami

“Do you think your dad knows about this tunnel?” -Bolin

Mako: “Alright, we’ll stay put. But can we wait outside or something? Its so dusty in this workshop.”

Cop: “No! We’re waiting right here.”

Mako: “Okay, but don’t blame me if I start sn- nee, if I start sn- snee- sn- sneez-“

Cop: “What’s your problem, bub?!”

Mako: *ACHOOOOO!*

“Yeah! Just stay put until the Chief comes back! That sounds very familiar Why? Because you said it.” -Bolin

“Hello Mr. Sato! Wow! What a really swell, scary factory you have here under your giant mansion!” –Bolin

Mako: “Sponsoring out team, supporting the avatar, it was all just a big coverup!”

Hiroshi: “Yes. And the most difficult part was watching my daughter parse around with a firebending STREET RAT LIKE YOU!”

Hiroshi: “These people, these BENDERS, they took away you mother from me, the love of my life! They’ve ruined the world!! But with Amon we can fix it, and build a perfect world together, and help people like us everywhere. Join me, Asami.”

Asami: “I love you, Dad.”

Lin: “My metalbenders are on their way to Amon and its all my fault. Tarrlok’s right. I’ve failed as chief. First thing in the morning, I’m handing in my resignation.”
Tenzin: “No! We can’t give up like this!!”

Lin: “I’m not giving up!!!! I’m gonna find my officers and TAKE AMON DOWN. But I’m gonna do it my way… OUTSIDE THE LAW.

“After all she’s been through… she’s going to need you, Mako.” –Korra

Predictions

Hiroshi is Amon. Pretty sure I have that one down already though,

Asami knows about ze kiss! :O

Korra will contact Aang next episode

AND AIRBEND (trololol I say that every episode)

Tarrlok will try and take over law enforcement himself

umm

AGJAKLFHJKLSA CANT WAIT FOR THE KIDS TO MEET THE KREWWWWW akfldjakfhsdkalask

1x06- And the Winner Is…

I was on vacation the day this week’s episode premiered through the next week’s episode. So basically I was very fandom deprived and don’t know any of the memes or easter eggs people found, but thankfully I still got to see the episodes when they premiered. J But that’s why this review is late. Anyways, this is prolly my favorite episode thus far. It was realistic and entertaining. A lot of badass quotes but also some humor. Loved it. Also my best written review! :D

Episode

Amon, benders aren’t worshipped, they are just entertainment. They are NOT seen as celebrities and don’t make a ton of money (unless they win the probending tournament). So stop making excuses for just wanting to be a bitch.

I still think it was a good idea to keep the arena open. Even though Amon won the battle, keeping the arena open was a victory for the people because it showed Amon and the equalists that we don’t give up easily and will not go down without a fight! Korra knows what I’m talking bout. (talkinboutreaaallove)

Please tell me Korra, Mako, and Bolin got to City Hall by having a threesome on Naga.

YEAHBBYYOU SPEAK YOURMINDUAREDA AVATARANDA PROBENDER! U GO GUURLL.

I LOVE HOWLINJUSTWALKS INANDBREAKS THE MALLOT IN HALF WITH METALBENDINGANDSHE’S LIKE LISTEN UP BITCHES

“I expected this kind of cut and run response from Tenzin…” This is where I scented LINZIN. Did Tenzin really just bail on their relationship to be with Pema? :O

This is getting a lot like Death Note. Fucking Tarrlok and his reverse psychology. “I’m not willing to put innocent lives at risk.” This would make sense if he was Amon, because he wants the people to think that the council is scared of him & close the arena. But as Lin is explaining, he suddenly changes his mind. A new plan hatches—if he could attack the arenaANDget chief bei fong to fail, it would be a win win because the people would not feel safeANDhe can take over the police force. But I know for sure that he wants her to fail just so he can get more power. “And good luck to you Chief Bei Fong…” just the way he said it sounded like a challenge. Fuck you, Tarrlok.

ANDWHAT THE FUCK,DON’T THE OTHER COUNCIL MEMBERS HAVE OPINIONS. THEYJUSTSIT THERE LIKE FUCKIN POTATOESANDPICK THEIR GODDAMN NOSE HAIRS

When Tenzin said he was only going to the match to protect Korra, I can tell he was lying. He looked to the left, which is a sign of lying. OMS, I wonder if Lin can tell when someone is lying just like Toph?! :O

OK LIKE I SAID I was on vacation the week this episode premiered so I have no idea what went on in the fandom for this episode but I think this quote is WAYTOOOVERLOOKED; “I’m surprised our esteemed chief of police didn’t throw her in jail.” “OH, SHE TRIED” SHE TRIED TO, GUYS. SHE TRIED TO. WHAT THE FUCK DIDLINTO TOTRYANDGETPEMA IN JAIL?! OMS I CAN ONLY IMAGINE

Mr. Heartbreaker? You’re one to talk, Korra. Y U NOJUSTDATE BOLIN?! ;_;

Amon said “Everything is going according to plan” So if Amon planned for the arena to stay open, then Tarrlok is NOT an equalist. Unless he’s just saying it went according to plan and it really didn’t? UghTOOMUCH DEATH NOTE PSCHOLOGY

“Help eachother out for just one night. Like old times.” Oh, Tenzin, you and your one-night-stands. Hahaha xD

Bolin encouraging Pabu, OMS, he is too adorable. He is going to be such a great dad to Korra’s babies wait what I didn’t say that ok yes I did no regrets

OMS KORRA FANGIRL BRYKE I LOVE YOUANDTHIS FANDOM SO MUCH

How da hell does Pabu keep dat fat belly in the air?

Okay, Pabu, Imma let you finish, but the Wolfbats had the BEST ENTRY OFALLTIME!

TAHNO ISJUSTPURESEX OK

Ricocheting disks off the ropes, shit just got realll.

Hosing foul, debatable. Bending disk out of zone, maybe a yellow flag. But fucking ice?! That’s just plain dangerousANDobvious!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KORRA YOU OBVIOUSLY SPENTALL17 YEARS OF YOURLIFELIFTING WEIGHTS BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THAT BADASSERY YOU HAVEJUSTDISPLAYED ON MY TV SCREEN.

TRAPPED HERFOOTIN ICEAREYOU KIDDING ME I’D BE LIKE FUCK THE RULES HEADSHOT THAT NIGGER

ILLEGAL FIREBALL HEADSHOTS. NOTJUSTONE, MULTIPLE. THISONEIS SO OBVIOUS. EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING ARENA CANSEETHAT NO MATTER WHERE YOUARESITTING. WHY DID NOBODY CHALLENGE THE REFS. WHATDAFUQ

Waterbending headshotsAREallowed. Thaaat’s stupid.

HARDCORE PARKOUR: WOLFBAT EDITION

Y HIDE DA ROCKS BEHINDURBACK? Everyone knowsuralready cheating! Fuckerss.

Lol when tenzin was yelling at the refs he was so angry he airbended at Lin! Watch closely xD

Hooooly shit announcing the winner was a signal. This is when I fell in love with this episode. Conspiracies, man. They’re interesting.

EQUALIST POPCORN, A SURPRISE IN EVERYBOX!! SHITJUSTGOTREEEAAAL.

NOGETOUT OF THE WATER NO MY BBYS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tahno, I REALLY DO HATE YOU, but you DEFINITELY don’t deserve to have your bending taken away. You are NOWHERE as bad as Ozai.

There was obviously aLOTof planning beforehand to set up this attack. Explosives planted in the arena and flags already in place above the stands? Why didn’t the metalbenders CHECK the people before they came into the arena? Ugh.

OPEN UP YO SOUL KORRA, AANG IS TRYING TO CONTACT YOU!ANDSO IS SIX-FINGERED TOPH! LMFAO.

Weird theory: perhaps Amon ALSO payed the refs? So that he could have a better result when he gave his speech? Hmmm.

“Cleanse them of their impurity” This guy TRULY believes that bending is BAD and that he is doing a GOOD THING by equalizing people. Remember, to spirit bend, your spirit must be UNBENDABLE. This guy IS DOING WHAT HE THINKS IS RIGHT, which makes him an even MORE interesting villain. This guy hasn’t committed genocide like Ozai, but just the word “CLEANSE” makes me think he is willing to if this plan fails. OH LAWD. Also, a lot like Death Note. -_-

A newRepublicCity?! For some reason I think this has a deeper meaning. :O

Pabu swimming in his little outfit. I can’t even.

Okay you have a lot of guys Amon but not enough to equalize the ENTIRE WORLD ok don’t get ahead of urself boi

“I’m going after Amon!” “Be careful!” FUCK YOU, MAKO. WHAT A GREAT FUCKING FRIEND YOUARE.

No korra don’t fall just airbend up I believe in you GO GO GO- oh nvm SPIDERLIN TO THE RESCUUUEEE

They destroyed all the metalbender ships too?! Amon, you impress me!

KORRA EVEN FIGHTS LIKE ME. THIS IS CRAZY.

Lin, you stupid. Korra could’ve waterbended herself to land safely, you shoulda gone after Amon.

“I’m so glad you’re okay!” YEAH NO THANKS TO YOU, DOUCHEBAAAAAG.

LIN, PLZ DON’T LOSE YOUR JOB. JUSTPUT A MUZZLE ON TARRLOK. J

Hey Amon, guess what, this “war” was caused by you, NOT a bender! HAHA! tenzin +1. Amon 0.

Korragasm moments






this one is perfect guys i get an A+ in random screenshots :) ^

Memorable quotes

Mako: “Probending might only be a game to you, but think of what it means to the people! Right now, the arena is the only place where benders and non-benders can come together in peace to watch benders… ….”

Bolin: “…Beat each other up! In peace! Its an INSPIRATION TO EVERYONE!”

Korra: “The reality of it is if you close the arena, you’re letting Amon win!”

Bolin: “Yes! Exactly what she said! Yes!!”

“It’s time the benders of this city showed some strength and unity against these equalists.” -Lin

Korra: “Wait a sec! It all makes sense now!! You and Bei Fong, Bei Fong and you, YOU TWO WERE A COUPLE!”

Tenzin: “What?!?! Where’d you get that idea?!?”

Korra: “HA! Your wife.”

Tenzin: “Crimony!! I’ll have to have a word with her.”

Korra: “Sooo, Pema STOLE you from Bei Fong! I’m surprised our esteemed chief of police didn’t throw her in jail.”

Tenzin: “Oh, she tried.”

“Pema didn’t steal me; Lin and I had been growing apart for some time. We both had different goals in li- WHY AM I EVEN TELLING YOU THIS!?!?” -Tenzin

“See you at home Mr. Heartbreaker!” –Korra

Tenzin: “Lin, with so much on the line, it would be nice if we could help each other out, at least for one night.”

Lin: “Like old times?”

Tenzin: “Like old times.”

Lin: “I’ll try to be less abrasive than usual.”

Tenzin: “I would appreciate that.”

“The anticipation is pulpable as we are just moments away from the championship match. Will the Wolfbats’ ferocity help them repeat as champs? Or will the underdog Fire Ferrets serve up a surprising bowl of Smackdown Soup?!?!” -Shiro

“Yes!!! Nailed it!! He’s so talented!” -Bolin

“Pff, they got nothin’ on us, buddy. Anybody can howl. Owooooh. Hm. Whatever.” -Bolin

“I’m gonna knock Tahno’s STUPID HAIR off his STUPID HEAD!!” -Korra

“C’mon ref!! There was some funny business in that last play!” -Tenzin

“The Fire Ferrets aren’t just bending the elements, THEY’RE BENDING MY MIND!” -Shiro

Mako: “If we’re gonna win this thing, it has to be fair and square.”

Korra: “Ugh. That’s no fun. But alright.”

Korra: “Let’s go! You and me, pretty boy!”

Tahno: “I thought you’d never ask.”

“That’s the stuff you are my herooooooooooAH!” -Bolin

“Let’s send them to a WATERY GRAVE!” -Tahno

Lin: “I can’t believe your sweet-tempered father was reincarnated into that girl. She’s tough as nails!”

Tenzin: “Reminds me of someone else I knew at that age. You two might get along if you would only give her a chance.

“I barely broke a sweat. Anybody else wanna SCRAP WITH THE CHAMPS?” -Tahno


“Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies! There appear to be masked audience members wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks. He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now and I believe he is about to electrocute me. I AM CURRENTLY WETTING MY PANTS!!” -Shiro

“Those men were supposedly the best in the bending world. Yet it only took a few seconds for me to cleanse them of their impurity.” -Amon

“Let this be a warning to any bender out there: If any of you stand in my way, YOU WILL MEET THE SAME FATE.” -Amon

“Now, we have the strength and the numbers to create a NEW Republic City!” -Amon


“See, Pabu’s not just a one-trick poodle-pony! :D” -Bolin


“The revolution HAS BEGUN!!!!” -Amon

Lin: “You alright?”

Korra: “I’m fine… thanks to you.”

Lin: “Don’t mention it, kid. Looks like we lost this one.”

Lin: “I can’t believe Amon did this. I played right into his hand.”

Tenzin: “He played us all. Republic City is at war.”

Predictions

Tarrlok will try and replace Lin with his dumb task force.

um. im getting bad at these.

meelo is amon

(Source: korragasm)

1x05- The Spirit of Competition

ugh Nickelodeon Y U HAVE TO DESTROY MY FEELINGS?! im not even ready for the next episode you guys, I’m still recovering from this one</3 review early because I am going to SOUTH CAROLINA tomorrow! woot woot! I’ll get to see episode 7 at the premiere time but I’ll have to wait for episode eight. :( hopefully there won’t be too much of a cliffhanger. Oh yeah, and for this review, my best friend was over when the episode premiered. So I had to hold in most of my fangirling. She knows I’m a fruit and she made fun of me for taking notes but she didn’t know how much I was holding in. LIKE NO MY BBYS i would have been crying this whole episode. D: 

Episode

The feelings seemed mutual? I honestly wasn’t getting many vibes from Mako but whatever you say announcer guy.

Cheesy practice moment.

Gag oh spirits Makasami I’m gonna hurl.

YEAH YA KNOW IT’S THE MIDDLE OF WINTERANDOUR HOUSE IS MADE OF WINDOWS BUT LETS FUCKING WEAR WIFEBEATERS ANYWAYS BECAUSE IDFK BRYKE SAID SO.

DOES PABU REALLYGETA UNIFORM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE ADORBS

YES BOLIN DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR BROTHER YOU GO FOR IT NIQQA BORRA FTW

Dawww all the Pemzin<33

NO KORRA DO NOT CONFESS YOUR FEELINGSDON’T DO IT NO NO NO

Rabbaroos xD from Aang’s Tale in Tales of Ba Sing Se!

FIREFERRETS KICKIN ASS LIKE NO OTHER

KORRA BB YOU IS SO PRECIOUS

NONONONO Y U BREAK HER HEART MAKO WHY HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY NO TO THAT FACE

My bby</////////////////////////////////////////3

YES BOLIN TO THE RESCUE

AWWWOMGBORRA 5EVER OTP OTP OTP OTP

Yes Bolin appreciates my girl for everything that she is<333 Take good care of her<333

Ooh Mako jealousy does not look good on you!! JK that’s just a figure of speech of course everything looks good on you. andnothing

Oh spirits Tahno is so making fun of the ATLA movie! I mean he is the only white water tribe person in the whole series and he said “uhvuhtar” just like in the movies lolol

I like how in The Voice in the Night, Bolin is all “IS HE GIVING YOU TROUBLECUZI’LL BEAT HIM UP FOR YOU” but then in this episode he is like “DON’T MESS WITH TAHNO KORRA” *cowers in chair while stuffing face with noodles*

Tahno acts all cool like no big deal but on the inside he’s like oh spirits I hope they didn’t notice I peed a little bit

Burping contest is so me. Korra is exactly me. But boys don’t like me. It reminded me a lot of Shrek xD

When you’rewith her you’re thinking about me WOAH KORRA THAT WAS ALOWBLOW LOLOL

Ok for the middle ring coin toss thing I have a question: when one of them gets knocked off wouldn’t they sometimes fall on the arena and not in the water? I mean ouchh!

"I’m confused…" *surprise kiss* well someone was getting advice from Aang, hmmm?

UGH BOLIN NO MYBBYKORRA HOW COULD YOUUU

I SO CALLED IT THAT BOLIN WOULD SEE THEM KISS BUT IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE A VICTORY IT HURTS TOO MUCHHH</3

Okay Mako, you obviously don’t like her as much as Bolin. If you did have a little bit of feelings for her, you would’ve agreed to hang out! There’s nothing wrong with hanging out! Just because you are jealous doesn’t mean you like her. I always get jealous of relationships because I’m a jealous person. I’ll think “wow, he’s a good guy. I’m totally jealous of the girl he is with” but it doesn’t mean I feel romantically attracted to the guy. I’m sure there is some sexual tension Mako feels towards Korra but really, I think the reason Mako suddenly changed his view on Korra is because he wanted to prove a point. I think Mako wanted to prove to Bolin that he can’t always get what he wants. Mako always thinks of Bolin first, and that’s the way its been their whole lives. But Mako is sick of it and even though he already has a girl her is perfectly happy with, he decides to play with both Korra and Bolin’s emotions. Maybe Mako wasn’t smart enough to analyze all of this, but he could’ve been smart enough to recognize that Bolin really liked Korra and Asami really liked him, so maybe not be a douche next time, Mako.  

Lol awww Bolins little temper tantrum as Mako carries him out of the room

OMGLIKELOOKAT THIS FUCKING AIRBENDING TECHNIQUE OH SPIRITS SHES GONNA AIRBEND IN THENEXTEPISODE I KNOW IT

I know things are confusing but I hope we can still be friends. LOL YEAH BUT BITCH THINGS AIN’T GOIN BACK TONORMALANYTIME SOON.

OH SHIT SHE LEARNED FROM KATARA OH SPIRITS SOMEBODY HOLD MEEE

Gonna pretend I didn’t rewatch Bolin’s sexual noises multiple times

NOOODON’T LET MY BABIESGETHURT LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYSSEETHAT THERE WAS A FUCKING HOLE IN THAT GUYS HELMET JESUS CHRIST JGLAJDKLSAHFGSJAR

Korragasm moments


ugh korra had the best faces of all time in this episode like I can’t believe how gorgeous she is like hnnnggg PERFECT REASONS WHY I MADE THIS BLOG

Memorable quotes

"Okay well check you guys later you know we’ll see you when we see you. Soooo Korra. There they go, here we are. Alone in the gym. Just you and me. Two alone people. Together. Alone." -Bolin


"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!" -Bolin


"You just said she was great two seconds ago." -Bolin


"Bro, you’renuts! Korra and I are perfect for eachother! She’s strong, I’m strong. She’s fun, I’m fun. She’s beautiful… I’m gorgeous!!!" -Bolin


"You know what I’m talking about Pabu. Talking bout reallll love." -Bolin


"No no no! The best way to win a boy’s heart is to brew a love potion of rainbows and sunsets that makes true love sprout wings and fly to a magical castle in the sky where they get married and eat clouds with spoons and use stars as ice cubes in the moonlight punch forever and ever and ever!!" -Ikki


"The volcano is starting to make more sense to me now." -Korra


"I think we should spend some time together. I mean outside of the gym and not searching for kidnapped family members or fighting chi-blockers.” -Korra


"LookIreallylikeyou and Ithinkweweremeantforeachtoher." -Korra


"You’re the smartest, funniest, toughest, buffest, talentedest, incrediblest girl in the world!" -Bolin


"I’ve felt that way since the moment I saw you." -Bolin


"Yes! Whos the luckiest guy in the world! Right here! Bolin!" -Bolin


"You love watertribe food, I love watertribe food. Just another reason we are so great together." -Bolin


"If you’d like to learn how a real pro bends, I could give you some private lessons." -Tahno


"You wanna go toe-to-toe with me, Pretty Boy?" -Korra


"You are one-of-a-kind, Korra." -Bolin


Mako: “What kind of game are you playing?!”

Korra: “Uh, probending? We’ve got a quarter final match?”

"I’m looking out for my little brother! I don’t wanna see his heart get broken!!" -Mako


"When you’re with her, you’re thinking about me!" -Korra


"Hey Makoooooooohh…" -random oneshot character aka Amon suspect


"As much as you drive me crazy… I also think you’re pretty amazing." -Mako


"You’re not my brother! You’re a brother betrayer!" -Bolin


"The only one I can trust anymore… is Pabu! Pabu loves me." -Bolin


Mako: “I told you dating a teammate was a bad idea.”

Bolin: “YOU’RE a bad idea!!!!”

"And Bolin loses his noodles! Literally! Which reminds me, this match is brought to you by our sponsor, Flameo Instant Noodles. Noodliest noodles in the United Republic." -announcer


"I’ll unnecessarily rough YOU up!" -Korra


"If we don’t pull together and work as a team, we’ll never forgive ourselves!" -Korra

Bolin: “Are we gonna be alright? Of course we are. We’re brothers. We’ll get through this mess… Im sorry.”

Bolin: “Me too. GIRLS.”

Mako: “Seriously.”

"That was pretty much the coolest thing I’ve ever seen." -Bolin


"Thanks for not giving up on us. We never would have made it this far without you." -Mako


Korra: “I hope we see you in the finals. Then we’ll see who the losers really are.”

Tahno: “Yeah. I’m peeing my pants over here.”

"OW! Haven’t you hurt me enough, woman!?!" -Bolin


"I learned from Katara! The best there is!" -Korra


Korra: “You are one-of-a-kind, Bolin.”

Bolin: “Please go on. I enjoy praise.”

Predictions


KORRA WILL AIRBEND IN THE NEXT EPISODE! :D WOOT WOOT

1x04- The Voice in the Night

This episode was an emotional rollercoaster but can I just say AMON YOU IS ONE CREEPY ASS MOTHAFUCKAH HOW DA FUQ IS HE ON A CHILDREN’S NETWORK

Episode

Okay so when this episode aired on TV it said The Last Airbender Legend of Korra but I’m watching it again on nick.com and it says just The Legend of Korra. WTF is this shenanigans? WHO PUT HASOOK IN CHARGE.??

Is she prepared to face such a frightening foe? NO. NO SHE IS NOT. Djsalkfdjkslflsah

Okay that nightmare scared the shit out of me.. Korra its okay to be scared let me hold youuu</33

Aww naga you are such a cutiepie! <3

Ok wtf Korra y u no wear pajamas?! you should at least sleep nude

I still don’t understand why there is both a southern and northern tribe representative on the city council.

I do agree with Tarrlok that there should be special task force devoted to finding Amon but I think it should be kept secret from the public and I definitely don’t think that asshole should be in charge.

Calm down Tenzin, he was comparing the situation Aang was in not comparing himself to Aang jeez.

OMGDAT SWING MUSIC!

Oh poor Korra she is just a teenager and everyone expects her to handle that creepy mofo by herself :(

I really like Asami’s voice :)

“I don’t have nice enough clothes for a place that fancy” aww Mako :’( MAKO IF WE EVER GO ON A DATE THERE WILL BE NO CLOTHES REQUIRED. TAKE THAT ASAMI

Ugh Mako stop being so smily around Asami ughhh

ASAMI YOUJUSTHITSOMEONE ON YOUR FUCKING MOTORCYCLEANDYET WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING AWAY YOU TURN AROUND TOLOOKAT HIM. GOD WOMENANDTHEIR FUCKING DRIVING.

Aww saying grace before dinner and meelo looks soo cute!

DAT PEMA POUT

YEAH YOU TELL HIM KORRA. YOUEATYOUR RICEANDTELL THAT BITCHMANTO GTFO ugh so proud of my bby :’)

OH MAKO YOULOOKSO SPIFFY IDON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOU

The scarf stays. OTP OTP OTP

Heart shaped booth? Roses? Both wearing red? BRYKE Y U MESS WITH MY HEART?!

You let go of his hand niqqa or ill make you let go.

GETOUTTATOWNOMGAHAHAHA SO GOING TO OVERUSE THAT

I wanna rub nagas belly too :(

HELLO FELLOW TEAMMATE! aww Bolin bby you’re so awk

"Missed you at practice" daww

Omg look at the rose and the treatOMGWHAT IF HE MADE THAT TREAT HIMSELF HOW ADORABLE WOULD THAT BE AHHH

And that was the moment I jumped ships.

I just love the fact that Bolin doesn’t feel embarrassed or emasculated by the fact that he got saved by a girl but instead it made him love Korra even more kshlfhdla MY LOK OTP

KORRAJUSTOPEN UP TO BOLIN I mean he just said he can’t sleep well :( This is such an emotional show you guys like nightmares is a sensitive subject for me and ugh

Send those presents back with a nice big FUCK YOU on top.

Omg Bolin flirts way too much like me lolol

Okay I’m sorry but Hiroshi’s lip cracks me up xD

Why do I automatically think that Amon is the one that lent Hiroshi money to start his industry? Hmm.

"My daughter passionately told me…" ASAMIDON’T YOU DAREGETPASSIONATE WITH MAKO

I would say that this is going to cause problems to where Hiroshi just wants advertisement and completely controls The Fire Ferrets and Asami tries to get Korra off of the team but that’s really cliché and Bryke avoids cliches so ;)

Ikki and Jinora playing pai sho together how cuuutteee<3

TENZIN LOOKS PRETTY DAMN DAPPER

MEELO LOOKIN SPIFFY

BOLIN LOOKS LIKEPURESEX

ANDKORRA BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS <3

I feel so bad for Korra in this scene. First Hiroshi says “we’re all expecting great things from you” which makes Korra feel pressured. Then she sees her crush with some chick which embarrasses the hell out of her. Then Mako tells her that they’re back in the tournament so Korra feels overwhelmed with how much she has to do. Then Lin says she’s done absolutely nothing to deserve the party which makes Korra feel guilty. Of course, Tarrlok sees she is starting to crack so he leads her over to the interviewers and she finally caves in and agrees to join the task force. You manipulative asshole.

Okay, that short chase scene down the hallway seemed WAYTOOREHEARSED. If the equalists just ran down that hallway, how was there a booby trap? Even Korra said “nice timing”. Tarrlok I know you’re working with the equalists, you’re obviously just a corrupt politician! Faking this whole little invasion just to earn her trust and say that they “make a great team”. And what exactly were those “sources” that you mentioned? What sources would tell you exactly where the chi training was and when it took place? If you knew this information, why didn’t you tell the whole council? BULLSHIT ON YOU, SIR.

LOL THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE BOLIN

"IF YOU’RE MAN ENOUGH TO FACE ME"

Goddammit Korra.

He doesn’t even have a face.

Scarfy has a backstory!!! DAWWW!

MAKOANDHIS SCARF KATARAANDHER NECKLACE

Ok I’m sorry but that hand holding was cute okay I don’t ship them but aww

TENZIN ON A GLIDER OH SPIRITS <3

OKAY MR. TARRLOK SO WHERE’S THAT SPECIAL SAFETY FORCE YOU SAID WOULD BE THERE HMM?

Ugh LEAVE MYBBYALONE

And DIDN’T SHE SAY “ONEONONE”

NO DAMN CHI BLOCKERS

UGH AMON YOUARETHE MOST VAGINAL PUSSY I HAVE EVER EVEN

HOLY SHIT SOKKA TOPH YUKONE AANG

For those few seconds Korra was unconscious, Aang contacted her! Because those obviously weren’t her flashbacks. Oms oms oms. So amon obviously has something to do with Yukone! Either someone he was close to or maybe he holds the secret to defeating Amon. Either way, AHHH FLASHBACKS OF MY LOVELIES<3

Korra, please don’t cry. I love you so much you have no idea. I don’t want you to be scared and I don’t want you to feel so pressured. You have so many people to support you. Soon you’ll even have all of your past lives to give advice and guidance. You cry, I cry. Stay strong for me. Please.

Korragasm moments

Memorable quotes

"How dare you compare yourself to avatar Aang!" -Tenzin


"So it’s a date?" -Asami


"Why do you have three ponytails? *sniff sniff* And how come you smell like a lady?! You’re weird!" -Ikki


"Bye bye ponytail man!!!" -Ikki


"The scarf… stays." -Mako


"GET OUTTA TOWN!" -Mako


"Uhh, I can’t remember now-oh wait now I remember! You saved me from Amon!" -Bolin


"No big deal? Are you serious? I was totally freaking out when he was coming at me with his creepy mask all ‘I will take away your bending forever’! I mean that is scary stuff! I still cant sleep well…" -Bolin


Bolin: “Who’s this Tarrlok guy? Is he bothering you? Huh? Cuz I can have a word with him!”

Korra: “No its not like that. He’s just some old guy who works with Tenzin on the council.”

Bolin: “Oh good that sounds better. I like that better.”

"So I understand you’re dirt poor." -Hiroshi


I’ll tattoo it on my chest if you want, sir!” -Mako


Ikki: “RARRR REEER RRERRR VROOM VRROOOOM! Out of the way daddy we’re driving here! Beeeeeep! Beep beep beeep!”

Meelo: “Beep beep!”

"It’s okay to be scared. The whole city is frightened by what’s been going on. The important thing is to talk about our feelings, because if we don’t they can throw us out of balance. I’m always here for you if you want to talk." -Tenzin


"Meelo no that is not a toilet! Oh dear…" -Tenzin


Asami: “It’s lovely to meet you. Mako’s told me so much about you!”

Korra: “Oh really? Cuz he hasn’t mentioned you at all! How did you two meet?”

Bolin: “Asami crashed into him on her moped!”

"I’m fine. More than fine!" -Mako


"Just because this city’s throwing you this big tadoo, don’t think you’re something special. You’ve done absolutely nothing to deserve this." -Lin


"I’ve never backed away from anything in my life! I’m not afraid of anybody! If the city needs me, then I’ll join Tarrloks task force and help fight Amon!" -Korra


"Amon is hiding in the shadows like a coward!!" -Korra


"I assure you: I have a plan. And I’m saving you for last. Then you’ll get your duel. And I will destroy you.” -Amon


"Admitting your fears is the first and most difficult step in overcoming them." -Tenzin

Predictions

Hmm not much. But I do believe Tarrlok is working with Amon.

And that there is an important connection between Yukone and Amon.

AND HOLY SHIT I THINK KORRA MIGHT BE ABLE TO AIRBEND NEXT EPISODE cuz she kinda contacted Aang and she admitted her fear and stuff kalfhjkadgh;

1x03- The Revelation

sorry but I had a lot of Korragasms this episode. Wait, why am I apologizing? I’m the one that had to go and buy over 10 new pairs of underwear!

Episode

Da fuq was that shitty opening? Oh well, a shorter opening means more time for Korragasms. ;)

I like how the probending announcer represents the “previously on avatar”.

PABU!!!!

Hi I’m Hakuna-Matata and I’m going to take all your winnings and YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT.

Oms Pabu’s chubby belly<3

“Don’t worry. I’ll think of something. I always do.” Because of Mako’s comment, Bolin is determined to get the money for Mako, because he knows how much probending means to his brother and he wants to help. Aw<3

ZUKO STATUE. Ahhh I can’t believe he is still alive! :D

THE FAKE MUSTACHE. WANGFIRELIVES ONNNNN.

OH SPIRITS MAKO TONE DOWN ON SEXYNESS HNNNGGGG DAT LIGHTENING BENDING.

OH MY GOD MAKO PLEASE CLOSE YOUR LEGS IJUSTCANT.

Wow, that apartment is pretty gorgeous for two orphans. :P

Bolin! The dumplings will get cold! D:

MAKO, YOU KNOW VERY WELL BOLIN WON’T BE ON AIR TEMPLE ISLAND. YOU WANT TO SEE KORRA AND YOU KNOW ITT BOIII.

Now THAT is some sexy 3D animation with those air temple artifacts.

Mako’s thinking “did she just earthbend those two small girls into the air? That was kind of… hot” xD

KORRA JUST CALLED MAKO A COOL GUY. AND GRABBED HIS ARM. ASDFGHJKL.

The Triple Threats, the Red Monsoons, the Agni-Kais. So there are three mob-groups, and all together they form the Triads? MOB WARS, GUYS.

“I beat up some of those yahoos” oh Korra. You say the funniest things.

Mako looks so awkward riding on Naga. Or maybe he’s just trying to hide his boner.

NAGA AND PABU TOUCHING NOSES AHHH /DEAD

Mako trying to be all sneaky and Korra being like FUQ DAT SHIT IMMA KICK THE DOOR DOWN

The ONE TIME Bolin does work for the triple threats, equalists capture them. Baaad luck, buddy.

Some more sexy 3D animation in the chase scene :)

Firebending and earthbending off the side of Naga in that chase scene was SO BADASS. You can tell it’s hard for them to keep their balance.

Chi blocking :( invented by Ty Lee and passed on to the Kyoshi warriors. Now being used for evil. But why is it so painful now? I don’t remember chi-blocking being painful in ATLA. But in LOK, they are making painful noises and holding their arms. Weird.

Naga grows and then Pabu squeals. That was such an Appa/Momo moment. Ugh, my heart<3

OH SPIRITS KORRA GRABBED MAKOS ARM. Jgdakljdfsklajd;a

Mako wearing Pabu as a scarf. I can’t even.

PABU DRINKING OFF OF NAGA’S HEAD OHMYGOSH <3

Korra being awkward trying to start a conversation with her crush. ME. ME. ME.

Mako says when his parents were mugged, “he cut them down right in front of me.” What does that mean?!?!

Sob story ends with a sexy scarf grab. Well played, Bryke. Well played indeed.

Wow the scenery in this scene is just beautiful with the autumn leaves and the HOLY SHIT THEY ARE ASLEEP ON EACHOTHER THAT MEANS THEY SLEPT TOGETHER KLGJDAKLFJLKSAJHFLAHFL /dies from fangirl heart attack

I love how much Korra freaks out compared to Mako. She blushes and everything. Daww. Korra, let me love you!

Korra lifting people into the air like nothing IS THE BEST THING EVER.

Look out everybody, it’s SHERMAKO HOLMES! Meanwhile, Korra in the background going WTF IS DIS SHIT

WEARING HIS SCARF DJSALFJDLGHDJ<333

We’ll attract less attention this way MY ASS! YOU JUST WANTED TO FEEL THOSE SEXY PROBENDING BICEPS. But who could blame you? And Mako, STFU. You know you like it.

Oh my spirits that is a lot of people. Republic City must be bigger than I thought. Can’t wait for future shenanigans!

Aww a poor, small farm family boohooohoo BULLSHIT AMON. I CALL BULLSHIT. However, he does have a point that bending caused every war. But it’s kind of like religion. Religion has caused a lot of wars and deaths, but it gives people faith and leads them in the right direction. Just like bending.

THE SPIRITS DID NOT SPEAK TO YOU, SIR. You are just some crazy dude in a mask.

Brotip:  Mako, it’s prolly not the best idea to call some guy insane in the middle of a crowd of his supporters…

Okay, so is lightening just really common nowadays? Because I’ve seen like ten lightening benders in this episode…

WAIT! When Amon was dodging Lightening Bolt Zolt’s attacks, he was moving JUST LIKE A PROBENDER.

Holy shit, Amon is just about the creepiest motherfucker ever. How is this on a children’s network again? What creeps me out isn’t that he can take bending away, but think about the fact that to energybend, your soul must be unbendable. So Amon is not going to go down easily. And when he does, there’s no “game over”. Because his followers believe in what they are fighting for and they are trained. So when Amon falls, someone will step up to take his place. So Korra needs to fight the bending movement, NOT AMON. Which means… SPIRITUAL JOURNEY! Anyways, Amon is a much better villain than Ozai.

Korra’s thought process: When in doubt blame the bathroom.; Fandom thought process: when in doubt, blame Hasook.

OH SHIT KORRA JUST INVENTED SCARFBENDING.

Equalist grabs Bolin. Mako flips Equalist over his shoulder and sends him flying off the stage. xD

BOLIN NEVER DO THAT AGAIN IT WAS SO FALMBOUYANT BUT PLEASE DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT WAS ADORABLE<3

So, I’m guessing the equalists weapons are more like tazers? Because if it was lightning, they would fer sure be dead.

In history there was one guy who would always leave just a few people alive in every village just so they would tell the other villages about his crimes so that they would fear him. I don’t remember who (shows how much I pay attention in school) but I wonder if that’s who Bryke had in mind when they wrote this Amon scene.

See? Korra can get vulnerable too. People who say “Oh Korra would never cry about Mako” wow. Do you think she’s made of rock or something? Bryke doesn’t do flat characters. Toph basically was rock but she cried and showed emotion too. I wish I could be there to comfort Korra :(

Korragasm Moments


Memorable quotes

“The morning is evil.” -Korra


“Deal with it!” “You deal with it!”

“What? I’m a growing boy!” -Bolin


“You wouldn’t happen to have a secret avatar bank account overflowing with gold, would you?” -Bolin


Bolin: “I’ve been training Pabu to do circus tricks. Now people would pay good money to see that!”

Mako: “C’mon Bolin, we need serious ideas.”

Bolin: “I was serious…”

“1 yuan down, 29,999 to go.” -Bolin


“Bo! I’m back! Picked up your favorite dumplings!” -Mako


“I bet the little lovebird is making a housecall.” -Mako


Jinora: “Ooh. He’s cute. Korra is that the handsome firebending boy that drives you crazy?

Ikki: “Does he drive you crazy in a bad way or does he drive you crazy like you liiiiike him?”

Korra: “We can take Naga.”

Mako: “Who’s Naga?”

Korra: “My best friend.”

Mako: “Your best friend is a polar bear dog. Somehow that makes perfect sense.”

Korra: “I’ll take that as a compliment, city boy.”

"No Naga! Pabu is a friend, not a snack." -Korra


“We were orphans out on the street. I did what I had to do to survive, and protect my little brother.” -Mako


“Bolin’s the only family I have left. If anything happened to him…” -Mako


“Shut your yapper and listen up.” -Korra


“The avatar’s oppressing us!” –whiny bitch bending protestor


“Then come up with a plan, team captain.” -Korra


“Yes! Mako! I love you!” –Bolin


“I wouldn’t count us out just yet.” –Korra


“I want. To be. On. Your back!” -Bolin


“Let her go. She’s the perfect messenger to tell the city of my power.” -Amon


“I don’t know how Amon has achieved this power. But if this is true, it means the Revolution is more powerful than ever. No bender is safe.” -Tenzin


Trailer

Holy fucking hell Korra are you retarted PLEASE SOMEBODY STOP HER

That scream.. Gets me every time. Literally scares the crap out of me. Don’t let anything happen to my baby Korra :’(

Predictions

Amon traded Koh (the face stealing spirit) his face for energybending. Koh did it because he wanted revenge on the avatar that tried to kill him.

Or maybe he was just bullshitting and is really an advanced chi blocker but is a bender and wants to eliminate the other benders so he can rule the world.

Because his followers believe in what they are fighting for and they are trained. So when Amon falls, someone will step up to take his place. So Korra needs to fight the bending movement, NOT AMON. Which means… SPIRITUAL JOURNEY!

Oh, and, Amon is a probender. :P

1x02- A Leaf in the Wind

this review is mostly quotes, sorry.

Episode

Tahno, from the release art, is on the cover of the newspaper Korra is reading!

Tenzin believes probending is a mockery. I can see why he feels that, he has to work so hard just to keep the air nomads and their culture alive. And people are using bending just for entertainment? I’d be frustrated too.

How can Korra be calm if she’s always being watched?

According to the Nickelodeon website, that was not a flying lemur. It was a Ring Tailed Winged Lemur. So, I guess MOMO HAD BABYZZ.

Trying to airbend at Lin! Ahahaha! That’s so me, ALWAYS TRYING TO WATERBEND.

Korra found a loophole in Tenzin’s orders. THINKING LIKE AN AIRBENDER.

“Yeah, it’s not sinking in.” RAGE QUIT. ALSO ME. 

KORRASWIMBOMB IS THE SHIT. LOOKAT THAT STREAMLINE DOLPHIN KICK COMBO.

Toza, the gym owner, was in the release art, too! :)

So apparently I’ve been pronouncing Bolin’s name wrong the whole time. I had the accent on the Bo instead of the Lin. I SO STUPID.

Mako has footwork like an airbender. And when Bolin is teaching Korra probending tips, he teaches it like airbending. In earthbending, you are supposed to have a strong stance to be rooted to the ground.  But the way Bolin tought it, you have to be light on your feet. Just like airbending! 

 “Yeah, you’re a terrible teacher, Daddy!” Aww Jinora and Ikki hug Tenzin awwww <3

“You’re the avatar, and I’m an idiot.” Why is he an idiot? Because HEHASA CRUSH ON HER? Maybe. Or maybe because he just didn’t realize she was the avatar.

OH GOD FRESHANDJUICY I CANT EVEN-

Bolin loving the ladies in the background xD

I KNOW MAKORRA FANSAREFREAKING OUT ABOUT THAT LAST SCENE, BUT HERE’S MY PREDICTION: Korra is staring at the arena, dreaming of probending. Mako is staring atAirTempleIsland, wanting to be an airbender? Idk. But I doubt Bryke would make the shipping that obvious. However, I do believe Mako and Korra will end up together. Why? Because they want to satisfy the Zutara fans that didn’t get what they wanted in ATLA. For those who say: “OMGlyke stop comparing Mako to ZukO!!!!!!111!!!!” Uhm, how can you not see the connection? They’re both the sexy, aangsty, firebenders. It’s pretty obvious.

Korragasm moments

Memorable quotes

“BE THE LEAF.” –Meelo

Tenzin: Look at Meelo. He’s able to meditate peacefully.

Korra: Actually, I think he’s asleep.

Bolin: I didn’t mean to imply…

Korra: Oh, you implied it.

“You have to stop bringing your crazy fangirls in here before the matches.” -Mako

“AHH! I LOVE YOU BOLIN! AHHH!” –fangirl at a probending match (LOL ME)

“COME ON HASOOK,GETYOUR ACT TOGETHER.” -Mako

“Bolin’s got some moves, huh?” –Bolin

Mako: Oh, you’re still here?

Korra: Oh, you’re still a jerk?

Korra: Think you could teach me a few tricks?

Bolin: AAAABSOOOO LUTELY.

Mako: Right now, Bolin? Come on.

Bolin: (whispers) Just ignore him.

Bolin: I’m just not sure how my earthbending will translate to your waterbending, but we’ll figure it out.

Korra: Won’t be a problem, I’m actually an earthbender.

Bolin: I’m sorry, no no, I didn’t mean to assume, that, you know, I was just figuring, with your water tribe getup, that you are… a water tribe gal.

Mako: You’re the avatar, and I’m an idiot.

Korra: Both are true.

Tenzin: “You must promise me that your teenage years wont be like this”

Jinora: “I will make no such promises”

“Mako and Bolin are still fresh and juicy!” –announcer

Mako: “I’d rather forfeit than look like a fool out there.”

Korra: “Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence…”

Korra: We’re in!

Mako: We are?

Bolin: Yes!

Mako: Hey, I didn’t agree to this!

Korra: You can thank me later!

“This girl is crazy.” -Mako

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd she’s in the drain.” –announcer

“Why? So I can sit around and meditate at how bad I am at airbending?” -Korra

Predictions


Makorra will be canon ;)

Bolin will get captured right before the championship tournament :O

Tenzin will become a hardcore probending fan xD

1x01- Welcome to Republic City

Some points of interest in the first Korra episode from beginning to end. Some opinions, predictions, and fangirling also included.

Opening:

The four most recent avatars. LOVE IT! And Aang looks DAMN GOOD with a beard.

I don’t really like Korra’s opening bending move, though. The opening monologue is great. Nice artwork. Katara looks like she’s not wearing pants. xD Sokka’s art is still better!

Episode

A new sky bison named Oogi, if I heard that right xD

What happened to Zuko’s mom? JK PLOT BLOCK. Bryke you are such trolls! xD

Katara said she senses another airbender. I can see why Pema would want a non-bender, but she must know how important it is to repopulate the Air Nomads. What nation is Pema, anyway? I wonder because I’m curious to know if it could be a recessive bending gene and turn out a firebender or earthbender.

Katara: “Tenzin has always been rather serious.” That will change with Korra around!

So now is it the White Lotus’s job to protect the Avatar? I noticed not all White Lotus members look old.

Katara is called Gran-Gran, how cute :’)

Naga gets her own igloo instead of a dog-house! Hahaha

It could be my imagination, but I was getting a vibe from Katara that she was going to die. “…time for your generation”, “you’re going to make a great avatar”,her crying when her grandkids left, and the way she said goodbye. It could be my imagination though, because I’m so paranoid about it. I’m going to cry so hard if she does die. 

Wow. I can’t believe how much the South Pole has changed in 70 years. 

Cars are saddlemobiles. I can’t even.

Tenzin gets his own beautiful private island. Living the high life.

A new currency called yuans? It would be good to have one currency throughout the whole Avatar world because having different currencies in all four nations would be confusing, especially inRepublicCity.

Someone came up with “Sparky Sparky Bush Man”. Whoever that was, I love you.

Seeing the hobo in the bush made me realize how modern the issues are going to be in this series. Of course, there were homeless people in ATLA, but only because of the war. Not everyone could relate to that. But most everyone has seen homeless people. Me being from the Detroit area, I’ve seen a lot. Korra has been sheltered her whole life, and she even admitted she assumed everyone was living the high-life in Republic City. Nope. 

FUCK THE POLICE.

Triple Threat Triad- the mafia. Obviously the TTT helped the shopkeeper with something, and now the shopkeeper is forever in his debt. It makes me wonder- where are the police when you need them? They were there when Korra was doing a harmless task like FISHING. And SHARING. With a HOBO. CORRUPT JUSTICE SYSTEM.

“hoodlums” & “chumps”. Korra, I love you.

Korra defends water with her awesome reflexes, uses the energy to get on the offense, and FREEZES HIS HEAD. BADASSERY, RIGHT THERE.

KORRA’S. ROCKIN. TITS.

Okay, the metal bender popos are way cooler than I imagined. The have BLIMPS and they spiderman themselves to the ground. Fucking. Sick.

BEHIND THE BACK WATERBENDING ASDFGHJKL WHY CAN’T I BE THIS AWESOME!?!

Every series needs a train chase!

Was that a TOPH STATUE?! :D

Chief has a point. Korra just wants to do what is right, but vigilante justice isn’t allowed, even for the Avatar. Korra doesn’t understand this, because she comes from a place where there is no trouble and a lot less people. Aang could get away with his vigilante justice because there was a war going on, but inRepublicCity, people try to mind their own business. So Korra can’t just go around destroying stores!

Tenzin is a councilman? I wonder who else is on the council? Do the nations still have a monarchy? There was always a Fire Lord, Water Tribe Princess, Earth King, etc. But if Republic City doesn’t have a monarchy, maybe the other nations have changed their ways, too.

I noticed Lin had a scar. How did she get it?

The way Tenzin pronounces White Lotus reminded me of Stewie pronouncing Cool Whip. Hwhite Lotus. Cool Hwhip.

Tenzin stroking his beard while he is thinking.

Poor Tenzin has to see a statue of his father every time he looks out his window. I can’t imagine how painful that must be.

Korra shouldn’t have admitted that she doesn’t have a plan.

Korragasm moments

Memorable quotes

Lynn, you’re looking radiant as usual.” “Cut the garbage, Tenzin.”

DON’T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!” -Tenzin

“I thought I should put off your training to uphold my fathers legacy. But you are his legacy.” -Tenzin

“Avatar Aang meant for this city to be the center of peace and balance in the world. And I believe we can make his dream a reality.” -Korra

"Unhand me strange woman!" "That’s your grandmother, Meelo."

“It’s got DIDDLY-SQUAT to do with the mess you’re in right now!” -Lin Bei Fong

“Bending is the coolest!” -Korra

"And I bet you’d just LOVE to knock me off this podium with some waterbending right now!" “No, but I’m seriously thinking about it!”

“You’re oppressing yourself!” “That doesn’t even make sense!”

Predictions

Amon is a bender.

Pema will not give birth to an airbender.

Katara will die.

We will get a flashback of Chief Bei Fong earning her scar.

Amon is a on the council for Republic City.