I was on vacation the day this week’s episode premiered through the next week’s episode. So basically I was very fandom deprived and don’t know any of the memes or easter eggs people found, but thankfully I still got to see the episodes when they premiered. J But that’s why this review is late. Anyways, this is prolly my favorite episode thus far. It was realistic and entertaining. A lot of badass quotes but also some humor. Loved it. Also my best written review! :D
Amon, benders aren’t worshipped, they are just entertainment. They are NOT seen as celebrities and don’t make a ton of money (unless they win the probending tournament). So stop making excuses for just wanting to be a bitch.
I still think it was a good idea to keep the arena open. Even though Amon won the battle, keeping the arena open was a victory for the people because it showed Amon and the equalists that we don’t give up easily and will not go down without a fight! Korra knows what I’m talking bout. (talkinboutreaaallove)
Please tell me Korra, Mako, and Bolin got to City Hall by having a threesome on Naga.
YEAHBBYYOU SPEAK YOURMINDUAREDA AVATARANDA PROBENDER! U GO GUURLL.
I LOVE HOWLINJUSTWALKS INANDBREAKS THE MALLOT IN HALF WITH METALBENDINGANDSHE’S LIKE LISTEN UP BITCHES
“I expected this kind of cut and run response from Tenzin…” This is where I scented LINZIN. Did Tenzin really just bail on their relationship to be with Pema? :O
This is getting a lot like Death Note. Fucking Tarrlok and his reverse psychology. “I’m not willing to put innocent lives at risk.” This would make sense if he was Amon, because he wants the people to think that the council is scared of him & close the arena. But as Lin is explaining, he suddenly changes his mind. A new plan hatches—if he could attack the arenaANDget chief bei fong to fail, it would be a win win because the people would not feel safeANDhe can take over the police force. But I know for sure that he wants her to fail just so he can get more power. “And good luck to you Chief Bei Fong…” just the way he said it sounded like a challenge. Fuck you, Tarrlok.
ANDWHAT THE FUCK,DON’T THE OTHER COUNCIL MEMBERS HAVE OPINIONS. THEYJUSTSIT THERE LIKE FUCKIN POTATOESANDPICK THEIR GODDAMN NOSE HAIRS
When Tenzin said he was only going to the match to protect Korra, I can tell he was lying. He looked to the left, which is a sign of lying. OMS, I wonder if Lin can tell when someone is lying just like Toph?! :O
OK LIKE I SAID I was on vacation the week this episode premiered so I have no idea what went on in the fandom for this episode but I think this quote is WAYTOOOVERLOOKED; “I’m surprised our esteemed chief of police didn’t throw her in jail.” “OH, SHE TRIED” SHE TRIED TO, GUYS. SHE TRIED TO. WHAT THE FUCK DIDLINTO TOTRYANDGETPEMA IN JAIL?! OMS I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
Mr. Heartbreaker? You’re one to talk, Korra. Y U NOJUSTDATE BOLIN?! ;_;
Amon said “Everything is going according to plan” So if Amon planned for the arena to stay open, then Tarrlok is NOT an equalist. Unless he’s just saying it went according to plan and it really didn’t? UghTOOMUCH DEATH NOTE PSCHOLOGY
“Help eachother out for just one night. Like old times.” Oh, Tenzin, you and your one-night-stands. Hahaha xD
Bolin encouraging Pabu, OMS, he is too adorable. He is going to be such a great dad to Korra’s babies wait what I didn’t say that ok yes I did no regrets
OMS KORRA FANGIRL BRYKE I LOVE YOUANDTHIS FANDOM SO MUCH
How da hell does Pabu keep dat fat belly in the air?
Okay, Pabu, Imma let you finish, but the Wolfbats had the BEST ENTRY OFALLTIME!
TAHNO ISJUSTPURESEX OK
Ricocheting disks off the ropes, shit just got realll.
Hosing foul, debatable. Bending disk out of zone, maybe a yellow flag. But fucking ice?! That’s just plain dangerousANDobvious!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KORRA YOU OBVIOUSLY SPENTALL17 YEARS OF YOURLIFELIFTING WEIGHTS BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THAT BADASSERY YOU HAVEJUSTDISPLAYED ON MY TV SCREEN.
TRAPPED HERFOOTIN ICEAREYOU KIDDING ME I’D BE LIKE FUCK THE RULES HEADSHOT THAT NIGGER
ILLEGAL FIREBALL HEADSHOTS. NOTJUSTONE, MULTIPLE. THISONEIS SO OBVIOUS. EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING ARENA CANSEETHAT NO MATTER WHERE YOUARESITTING. WHY DID NOBODY CHALLENGE THE REFS. WHATDAFUQ
Waterbending headshotsAREallowed. Thaaat’s stupid.
HARDCORE PARKOUR: WOLFBAT EDITION
Y HIDE DA ROCKS BEHINDURBACK? Everyone knowsuralready cheating! Fuckerss.
Lol when tenzin was yelling at the refs he was so angry he airbended at Lin! Watch closely xD
Hooooly shit announcing the winner was a signal. This is when I fell in love with this episode. Conspiracies, man. They’re interesting.
EQUALIST POPCORN, A SURPRISE IN EVERYBOX!! SHITJUSTGOTREEEAAAL.
NOGETOUT OF THE WATER NO MY BBYS NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tahno, I REALLY DO HATE YOU, but you DEFINITELY don’t deserve to have your bending taken away. You are NOWHERE as bad as Ozai.
There was obviously aLOTof planning beforehand to set up this attack. Explosives planted in the arena and flags already in place above the stands? Why didn’t the metalbenders CHECK the people before they came into the arena? Ugh.
OPEN UP YO SOUL KORRA, AANG IS TRYING TO CONTACT YOU!ANDSO IS SIX-FINGERED TOPH! LMFAO.
Weird theory: perhaps Amon ALSO payed the refs? So that he could have a better result when he gave his speech? Hmmm.
“Cleanse them of their impurity” This guy TRULY believes that bending is BAD and that he is doing a GOOD THING by equalizing people. Remember, to spirit bend, your spirit must be UNBENDABLE. This guy IS DOING WHAT HE THINKS IS RIGHT, which makes him an even MORE interesting villain. This guy hasn’t committed genocide like Ozai, but just the word “CLEANSE” makes me think he is willing to if this plan fails. OH LAWD. Also, a lot like Death Note. -_-
A newRepublicCity?! For some reason I think this has a deeper meaning. :O
Pabu swimming in his little outfit. I can’t even.
Okay you have a lot of guys Amon but not enough to equalize the ENTIRE WORLD ok don’t get ahead of urself boi
“I’m going after Amon!” “Be careful!” FUCK YOU, MAKO. WHAT A GREAT FUCKING FRIEND YOUARE.
No korra don’t fall just airbend up I believe in you GO GO GO- oh nvm SPIDERLIN TO THE RESCUUUEEE
They destroyed all the metalbender ships too?! Amon, you impress me!
KORRA EVEN FIGHTS LIKE ME. THIS IS CRAZY.
Lin, you stupid. Korra could’ve waterbended herself to land safely, you shoulda gone after Amon.
“I’m so glad you’re okay!” YEAH NO THANKS TO YOU, DOUCHEBAAAAAG.
LIN, PLZ DON’T LOSE YOUR JOB. JUSTPUT A MUZZLE ON TARRLOK. J
Hey Amon, guess what, this “war” was caused by you, NOT a bender! HAHA! tenzin +1. Amon 0.
this one is perfect guys i get an A+ in random screenshots :) ^
Mako: “Probending might only be a game to you, but think of what it means to the people! Right now, the arena is the only place where benders and non-benders can come together in peace to watch benders… ….”
Bolin: “…Beat each other up! In peace! Its an INSPIRATION TO EVERYONE!”
Korra: “The reality of it is if you close the arena, you’re letting Amon win!”
Bolin: “Yes! Exactly what she said! Yes!!”
“It’s time the benders of this city showed some strength and unity against these equalists.” -Lin
Korra: “Wait a sec! It all makes sense now!! You and Bei Fong, Bei Fong and you, YOU TWO WERE A COUPLE!”
Tenzin: “What?!?! Where’d you get that idea?!?”
Korra: “HA! Your wife.”
Tenzin: “Crimony!! I’ll have to have a word with her.”
Korra: “Sooo, Pema STOLE you from Bei Fong! I’m surprised our esteemed chief of police didn’t throw her in jail.”
Tenzin: “Oh, she tried.”
“Pema didn’t steal me; Lin and I had been growing apart for some time. We both had different goals in li- WHY AM I EVEN TELLING YOU THIS!?!?” -Tenzin
“See you at home Mr. Heartbreaker!” –Korra
Tenzin: “Lin, with so much on the line, it would be nice if we could help each other out, at least for one night.”
Lin: “Like old times?”
Tenzin: “Like old times.”
Lin: “I’ll try to be less abrasive than usual.”
Tenzin: “I would appreciate that.”
“The anticipation is pulpable as we are just moments away from the championship match. Will the Wolfbats’ ferocity help them repeat as champs? Or will the underdog Fire Ferrets serve up a surprising bowl of Smackdown Soup?!?!” -Shiro
“Yes!!! Nailed it!! He’s so talented!” -Bolin
“Pff, they got nothin’ on us, buddy. Anybody can howl. Owooooh. Hm. Whatever.” -Bolin
“I’m gonna knock Tahno’s STUPID HAIR off his STUPID HEAD!!” -Korra
“C’mon ref!! There was some funny business in that last play!” -Tenzin
“The Fire Ferrets aren’t just bending the elements, THEY’RE BENDING MY MIND!” -Shiro
Mako: “If we’re gonna win this thing, it has to be fair and square.”
Korra: “Ugh. That’s no fun. But alright.”
Korra: “Let’s go! You and me, pretty boy!”
Tahno: “I thought you’d never ask.”
“That’s the stuff you are my herooooooooooAH!” -Bolin
“Let’s send them to a WATERY GRAVE!” -Tahno
Lin: “I can’t believe your sweet-tempered father was reincarnated into that girl. She’s tough as nails!”
Tenzin: “Reminds me of someone else I knew at that age. You two might get along if you would only give her a chance.
“I barely broke a sweat. Anybody else wanna SCRAP WITH THE CHAMPS?” -Tahno
“Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies! There appear to be masked audience members wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks. He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now and I believe he is about to electrocute me. I AM CURRENTLY WETTING MY PANTS!!” -Shiro
“Those men were supposedly the best in the bending world. Yet it only took a few seconds for me to cleanse them of their impurity.” -Amon
“Let this be a warning to any bender out there: If any of you stand in my way, YOU WILL MEET THE SAME FATE.” -Amon
“Now, we have the strength and the numbers to create a NEW Republic City!” -Amon
“See, Pabu’s not just a one-trick poodle-pony! :D” -Bolin
“The revolution HAS BEGUN!!!!” -Amon
Lin: “You alright?”
Korra: “I’m fine… thanks to you.”
Lin: “Don’t mention it, kid. Looks like we lost this one.”
Lin: “I can’t believe Amon did this. I played right into his hand.”
Tenzin: “He played us all. Republic City is at war.”
Tarrlok will try and replace Lin with his dumb task force.
um. im getting bad at these.
meelo is amon